我们开始吧 Let's get started.
小心驾驶 Drive safely.
你好 詹姆斯 Hello, James.
您有一个新的乘车请求 You have one new ride request.
你好 Hello.
请求接受 出发吧 Ride accepted. Let's ride.
当太阳下山 As the sun goes down
洛杉矶的灯光亮起 and the lights come up on Los Angeles,
你开始听到这个城市真实的声音 you begin to hear the true voices of the city.
现在是晚上10点06分 这是洛杉矶之声 It's 10:06 P.M., and this is the voice of L.A.
300英尺处 右转到藤街 In 300 feet, make a right turn onto vine street.
今天我们要讨论的是 Today what we'll be discussing
大突破 一个演员是否 is the "big break¡± and whether an actor
可以有多次自我突破 还是只有一个 can have multiple big breaks, just one,
在我们的职业生涯中 and is there a time in our career
我们是否会错失机会 where we can miss our shot,
而那个重大突破就永远不会再出现了 which that big break is never gonna come again.
300英尺 左转 In 300 feet, make a left turn.
300英尺处 右转到富兰克林大道 In 300 feet, make a right turn onto Franklin Avenue.
到达目的地 You have arrived.
谢谢你今晚收听我们的节目 And thank you for tuning in with us tonight.
愿你享受洛杉矶之夜 Stay warm out there, L.A.
你是杰西卡？ Hey, Jessica?
-哦 是我 -我是你叫的车 - Yeah, that's me. - I'm your ride.
好的 Cool.
-我是詹姆斯 -很高兴见到你 - James. - Nice to meet you.
好吧 All right.
去哪？ Where to?
就在我以为我看到了一切的时候 J just when I thought I'd seen it all j
你出现来救我 j you came along to rescue me j
你看到了我写在墙上的字 j you read my writing on the wall j
你在海里发现了我的漂流瓶 j you found my bottle in the sea j
你要喝水还是要口香糖? hey, do you want a water or some gum?
公司给你的台词？ Do they always make you say that?
是啊 They do.
但对于你 我是真心问的 But in your case, uh, l mean it.
不 谢谢 不用了 Uh, no. Thank you. I'm okay.
你叫我们这种车多久了 How long you been riding with us?
六个月了吧 About six months.
我经常叫 你知道 因为不想停车 I use it a lot between, you know, not wanting to park
或者因为喝了酒 and wanting a couple drinks.
挺好的 Yeah, that's cool.
我对这行并不是那么有激情 I'm not, like, deeply passionate about it or anything,
但是想到 因为我的工作 酒后驾车的人少了 but it's nice to think that, you know, because of what I do,
我还是很高兴的 there's less drunk drivers out there.
我没有针对你什么的 Not that that would be you or anything.
洛杉矶的人都喜欢酒后驾车 Well, I mean, everybody in L.A. drives drunk.
哦 拜托 不是所有人 Oh, come on, not everybody.
想想 Think about it.
试着说个你认识的人 Try and name at least one person you know
而且一次错都没犯的 that hasn't made a mistake once.
-嗯 嗯 - Mm. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
明白我的意思了吗? See what I'm saying?
-我明白了 -好吧 - L do. I get you. - Yeah.
300英尺处 In 300 feet,
左转到拉西尼加大道 make a left turn onto la cienega boulevard.
-哦 往喷泉那 -哦 - Oh, uh, take fountain. - Oh.
重新规划路线 Recalculating.
你喜欢梅·韦斯特吗？ Mae west fan?
你什么意思？ Uh, what... what do you mean?
有一个很棒的梅·韦斯特访谈节目 Well, there's this great Mae west interview.
我记得主持人是约翰尼·卡森还是谁 Uh, I think it was Johnny Carson or something.
不管是谁了 他问韦斯特 Whoever it was said,
打进[去]好莱坞最快的方法是什么? "what's the fastest way to get into Hollywood?"
她回答说 To which she replied...
走喷泉大道 "Take fountain."
不错 我喜欢 That's cool. I like that.
对了 我喜欢你的西装 um, I, uh, I like your suit, by the way.
呃 你是做什么 What, do you, like, uh,
豪华轿车司机之类的兼职吗? moonlight as a limo driver or something?
我希望是 I wish.
这衣服是为了之前的活动穿的 It was, uh, for this thing that I had before this.
去参加婚礼了？ A wedding?
试镜 An audition.
哦 原来你是个演员 Oh, so you're an actor.
很不幸 是的 Mm-hmm. Unfortunately, yeah.
天哪 我永远也成不了演员 God, I could never be an actor.
我只是 我不能接受被拒绝 I just... I can't take the rejection.
我刚刚意识到 See, I just had to realize
被拒绝并不是失败 that getting turned down isn't a failure.
试镜都没有 那才是失败 Not getting auditions, that's failure.
你有很多试镜机会咯？ So you get a lot, then?
呃 我的经纪人很擅长帮我找试镜 Uh, my agents have gotten better at sending me out.
哦 你还有经纪人 Oh, you're repped?
-嗯 -谁？ - Mm-hmm. - By who?
-嗯 艾布拉姆斯 -你吹牛的吧？ - Uh, Abrams. - Mm, you fancy, huh?
艾布拉姆斯 Abrams.
他们很出色 我不是 他们做得很好 They're pretty good. I'm not... they're pretty good.
但是有一段空窗期 六个月什么活都没有 There was a dry spell, though, like six months of nothing.
-太糟糕了 -是的 那很艰难 - That sucks. - Yeah, it was rough.
但是他们让我去尝试这一次 But, um, then they kind of sent me out on this thing.
感觉就像是孤注一掷了 I think it was, like, the last hail Mary pass.
差点就被刷了 但我成功了 Inches from getting dropped, but I booked it.
哦 什么 恭喜啊 Oh, what? Congrats!
-谢谢 太棒了 - Thanks. That's so cool.
那演的是什么角色？ What, uh... what is it?
不是什么大角色 Uh, it's no big deal.
《神盾局特工》里客串而已 It's, like, a guest spot on "agents of s.H.Le.L.D."
这也叫不是大角色？这超牛了啊 No big deal? That's a huge fucking deal.
恭喜你 太棒了 Congrats! That's so cool.
谢谢 我演的是个走狗 Thanks. It's a henchman.
就几句台词 然后还抢别人的枪 You know, couple lines, and I took someone's gun.
但是还是很棒 But still, so cool.
我确实因为这个原因开始做了更多的工作 所以 I did start going out a lot more because of it, so...
300英尺处 右转到喷泉大道 In 300 feet, make a right turn onto fountain Avenue.
嗯 你告诉我什么时候播出吧 Um, you should, uh, let me know when it airs.
我的室友艾莉是漫威的超级粉丝 My roommate, Allie, is a huge marvel fan,
当我告诉她 我的滴滴司机是神盾局特工的演员时 and she's just gonna freak her shit
她一定会发狂的 when I tell her that my driver's on "agents of s.H.L.Le.L.D."
还演了一个很酷的反派 As a cool villain.
我演的是个走狗 Well, I was... I was a henchman.
还当不了反派呢 I haven't graduated to villain yet.
好吧 我相信你 Well, I believe in you.
继续走0.75英里 Continue for three-quarters of a mile.
目的地在您右侧 Your destination will be on the right.
我们到了 Here we are.
还挺快 That was fast.
嘿 如果有疑惑 就走喷泉大道 Hey, when in doubt, take fountain.
好 行 Yeah, exactly.
您已经抵达目的地 You have reached your destination.
希望您经历了一趟安全愉快的旅途 We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride.
嘿 我能给你小费吗？ Hey, can I, uh, tip you or something?
我们不允许收小费 We're not allowed to accept tips.
在app上付钱就好 Uh, the app takes care of everything.
好吧 那行 Right. Well, uh...
我一定给你一个五星的评价 I'll be sure to give you a five-star rating, then.
我也会给你五星的 Right back at you.
等等 司机还给乘客打分？ Wait, the... the drivers rate the passengers?
当然啊 Yeah, sure.
哦 好吧 那我现在是几星呢？ Oh, okay. So what's my rating, then?
是我我就不会担心 I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
除非你告诉我我现在几分 I'm not gonna leave this car
不然我不会下车的 until you tell me what my rating is.
-3.5 但是 -你说真的？ - It's 3.5. But it... - Fucking seriously?
-但这没有别的意思 -才3.5？ 大家不喜欢我 - But it doesn't mean anything. - 3.5? People hate me.
-不必担心 -哦 天哪 - L wouldn't worry about it. - Oh, my god.
这没有任何意义 你知道吗? It doesn't mean anything, you know?
好吧 怎样才能弥补呢？ Well, how do I... How do I turn this shit around?
你是我心目中的五星级乘客 Look, you're a five-star passenger in my book.
这才是最重要的 对吧？ And that's all that matters, right?
-这才是最重要的 -嗯 - That's all that matters. - Mm.
嗯 谢谢你送我 詹姆斯 Well, uh, thank you for the ride, James.
随时恭候 Anytime.
哦 你忘了什么吗？ Oh, uh, you forget something?
我和我的朋友 So my friends and I
在这里喝几杯 were just grabbing a couple drinks here.
非常随意的 Very, you know, low-key,
如果你想进来喝一杯的话 if you want to come in for a round.
你好 詹姆斯 你有一个新的乘车请求 Hello, James. You have one new ride request.
我也希望 但我得开车 I wish. But I got to drive.
-哟呵 -我知道 - Boo. - L know.
好吧 好吧 随便你 但是 Okay, well, suit yourself, but, uh,
我们会在这里待上几个小时 we'll be here for a couple hours,
所以如果你挣了很多钱 过来坐坐 so if you pick up a big fare, swing by.
我和乐意 没问题 I'd love that. Yeah.
好的 再见 Okay. Bye.
你的电话号码是多少 "Oh, hey, what's your phone number?
哦 给你 Oh, no, here's my phone number."
真是个傻子 Fucking idiot.
乘车接受 我们出发吧 Ride accepted. Let's ride.
沿着日落大道继续走0.75英里 Continue on sunset boulevard for three-quarters of a mile.
左转 Turn left.
继续在高尔街行驶一英里 Continue on gower street for one mile.
乘车取消 Ride canceled.
孤独是一种当我们感到孤立无援的时候 Loneliness is an emotional state
的情绪状态 that we have when we're feeling disconnected.
它会导致抑郁 It can cause depression,
甚至会导致过早死亡 and it can even lead to premature death.
哦 哇 Oh, wow.
我们如今把时间花在没有意义的事情上 We're spending less time making meaningful...
这是洛杉矶之声音 This is the voice of L.A.
现在是晚上10点45分 The time now is 10:45 P.M.
你好 詹姆斯 你有一个新的乘车请求 Hello, James. You have one new ride request.
你爸妈给你取名布鲁诺？ So your parents went with Bruno?
至少人们似乎喜欢你 At least people seem to like you.
乘车接受 我们出发吧 Ride accepted. Let's ride.
您已抵达 You have arrived.
呃 嘿 Uh, hey!
-怎么了？ -你是布鲁诺吗？ - What's up? - Are you Bruno?
谁想找我？ Who wants to know?
哦 妈的 Oh, fuck.
你是我叫的车 好吧 You're my ride. Of course.
对不起 老兄 我没想到你这么快就到 Uh, sorry, man. I didn't think you'd get here so soon.
哦 遇上了些事儿 打计程表吧 Look, shit got a little messy. Start the meter.
好吧 其实 不用打计程表的 Well, that's... that's not how this works.
嘿 你看起来很帅啊 兄弟 Yo, you're looking sharp, bro.
这是制服还是什么的？ Is that like a uniform or something?
差不多吧 不好意思 车上不能抽烟 Something like that. Hey man, can't smoke in my car.
哦 不好意思 兄弟 Fuck me. So sorry, brother.
如果你不介意的话 我先把烟抽完 Uh, I'm gonna finish this guy if that's all right with you.
你可以开始计程表 我无所谓 You can start the meter. I don't give a shit.
我们不用计程表收费的 That's actually not how it works.
哦 好吧 管他的 Oh, well, fuck it.
我会给你些额外的现金作为小费 I'll throw some extra cash your way,
不让你吃亏 make it worth your while.
兄弟 我不能接受小费 Can't accept tips, bro.
所以交易在app上完成 The app takes care of everything.
就天知地知你知我知 I won't tell anyone if you don't.
问题是 这是我从纽约买的烟 The thing is, this is a New York pack
所以真的很贵 so the cigs are really fucking expensive.
我知道你在想 我可以在这里 I know you're thinking I could get the same goddamn cigs here
以半价买到同样的香烟 for half the goddamn price,
但我不知道该怎么跟你说 but I don't know what to tell you.
我很敏感 I'm a sentimental guy.
你想尝尝吗？ You want one?
不用了 伙计 谢谢 Uh, I'm good, man. Thanks.
詹姆斯 请输入目的地 James, please enter a destination.
你不给我 比如说 水什么之类的吗？ Yo, aren't you gonna offer me, like, a... a water or something?
-口香糖？ -什么？ - Some gum? - What?
你们一般都这么做 不是吗？ That's what you guys usually do, isn't it?
是的 Yeah.
哟 你不是要水吗？ Yo, you want a water?
不 不 现在不要 还不渴 兄弟 No. No, not right now. I'm good, man.
谢谢 待会吧 Thanks. Maybe later.
嘿 我们去哪 伙计？ Hey, where we going, man?
直接谈正事 我喜欢这样 Straight to business. I can respect that.
洛杉矶国际机场？伯班克？ Lax? Burbank?
别告诉我我得去长滩 Don't tell me I got to go to long beach.
你在说什么 伙计? Yo, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
机场 你的行李 Airports. It's your bag.
哦 知道了 Oh. Gotcha.
不 不 不 刚刚经历了一场分手 No, no, no. That's a messy breakup.
实际上我不确定我现在想去哪里 I'm actually not sure where I want to go right now.
我只是想离开她 I just needed to get away from her.
听到这个我很难过 伙计 分手很伤神 I'm sorry to hear that, man. Breakups are awful.
我爱你 I love you.
我知道 I... know.
是啊 Yeah.
是啊 兄弟 分手就是那样 Yeah, brother, they really are.
好了 布鲁诺 All right, Bruno.
我们要去哪？ Where we headed?
你叫詹姆斯 对吧？ Your name's James, right?
这上面说的 I mean, that's what the thing said.
是啊 没错 Yeah. That's right.
再问我一次 Ask me again.
再问什么？ Ask what again?
去哪儿 布鲁诺？ "Where to, Bruno?"
好吧 去哪儿？ All right. Where to?
回家 詹姆斯 别让马闲着 Home, James, and don't spare the horses! （一首歌名）
对不起 Sorry.
我情不自禁 I couldn't resist.
你应该经常听到别人这样对你说吧 I'm sure you get that all the time.
老实说 你是第一个把我名字和这歌名联系起来的人 To be honest, uh, you're the first to make the connection.
这是我的专长 "搞联系" Oh. It is kind of my specialty, making connections.
如果你有口香糖的话 我真想来一根 I could really go for some of that gum if you've got any.
-什么？ -你之前说的口香糖 - What? - That gum you mentioned earlier.
詹姆斯 请输入目的地 James, please enter a destination.
好了 布鲁诺 你要去哪？ All right, Bruno. Where you want to go?
我也不想麻烦你 Look, I don't want to put you out,
但是你介意 but would you mind taking me
今晚带我去几个不同的地方吗? to a couple of different places tonight?
你能挣很多钱 It'll be a big fare for you,
我再给你一些额外的现金作为小费 and I'll throw some extra cash on top.
听着 伙计 我很抱歉 Look, man, I'm sorry about this,
但我今晚不想开太久的车 but I just don't have a long ride in me tonight.
而且我说了 我不能收小费 And like I said, I can't accept tips.
我也说了 天知地知你知我知 And like I said, I won't tell if you don't.
那很好 That's nice and everything,
但是我得在一小时内赶到一个地方去 but I kind of got somewhere l need to be in an hour.
-一个小时内？ -是啊 - In an hour? - Yeah.
老兄 你一小时内连国际机场都去不了 My man, you couldn't have made it to lax to save your life.
来吧 给我几个小时 Come on, you give me a couple hours,
我还会在车费上加100美元 and I will throw $100 on top of the fare.
你要一点时间来考虑一下吗？ You need like a minute to think about that?
公共广播最好的一点 And the best thing about public radio
就是没有广告 is there are no commercials.
-那行得通 -好的 - That'll work. - All right.
我们他妈的开始吧 Let's get fucking rolling.
现在 我感觉很沮丧 Now, first, I am feeling majorly down,
所以我需要大量的提神饮料 so I'm gonna need a massive pick-me-up.
你知道塞多本这个地方吗 ？ Do you know this place seidobon?
这是"没有人"反过来的拼写 That's "nobodies" ¡± spelled backwards.
-我不知道 -那在拉克蒙特附近 - I'm not sure. - It's the spot off larchmont.
在贝弗利和比奇伍德南区 It's on Beverly and beachwood, south side.
好的 All right.
他们那里的咖啡很出名 They do this fucking coffee there.
真的非常棒 It's fucking incredible.
-等等 -白手起家 - Wait, wait. - It was started by this guy...
你想现在喝咖啡吗? You want coffee right now?
是啊 这是唯一的办法 Yeah. Only way to go is up.
你有装口香糖的纸吗? Do you have, like, a piece of paper for this gum?
有 Sure.
给 Here.
总之 这个咖啡店 Anyway, so this coffee
的创办者还建了个网站 was started by this guy with this website.
他在喜马拉雅山徒步旅行 And he was hiking in the himalayas,
快要筋疲力尽了 and he was on the brink of exhaustion,
他遇到了一些和尚 这些和尚给了他一种茶 and he met these monks, and the monks gave him this tea.
猜猜茶里有什么 牦牛黄油 And guess what was in the tea. Yak butter.
妈的牦牛的黄油 Fucking butter from fucking yaks.
所以他回到美国之后 So he gets back to the states
试图用各种方法来复制它 and tries all kinds of shit to replicate it.
经过几个月的失败 猜猜关键是什么 And after months of failure, guess what the key was.
-什么？ -草 - What was it? - Grass.
必须是食草动物产的黄油 It had to be grass-fed butter.
这咖啡简直是人间美味 This stuff is ambrosia, bro.
他赚了几百万 Dude made millions or some shit.
-那太酷了 -你想要一杯吗？我给你搞一杯 - That's cool. - You want one? I'll get you one.
不了 伙计 我不 这么晚我真的不喝咖啡 Nah, man. I don't... I don't really drink coffee this late.
为什么？你喝了会感觉不好吗？ Why? It makes you feel weird?
你知道为什么吗? 有毒素 Do you know why? Toxins.
大多数咖啡都含有毒素 Most coffee is full of toxins
因为咖啡豆被霉菌覆盖 because the beans are covered in mold.
但是这种咖啡是经过实验室测试的 所有毒素都被排出来了 But this coffee is lab tested. They take all the toxins out.
-嗯？ -是吧？ - Mm. - Right?
好了 我们到了 Okay, well, we're here.
好的 让我说完 我刚说到哪了？ Um, okay, cool. Let me finish. Where was I?
他们把所有的毒素都排出 They take all the toxins out,
然后把它作为一种酱料冲泡 and then they brew it as a pour-over,
然后和食草的黄油混合在一起 which then they mix it with the grass-fed butter
还加一种特殊的强化椰子油混合 and this special fortified coconut oil.
伙计 如果做得好 Dude, if done properly,
我敢打赌 I defy any fucking barista to make a creamier
没有哪个咖啡师能做出 or more delicious cup of coffee
比我要给你买的咖啡更香更浓的咖啡 than the one I am about to buy you.
你要试试吗？ You down?
伙计 你要试试不？ Dude, you down?
好吧 试试吧 Sure, man, I'm down.
太好了 我马上回来 兄弟 Great. I'll be right back, my brother.
这 真的是牦牛黄油吗? This, is, uh, seriously yak butter?
你喜欢吗？ You like it?
-还真挺喜欢 -我就说吧 - I actually do. - Fuck yeah.
等等再看你有什么感觉吧 老兄 Just wait till you see how it makes you feel, my man.
请输入目的地 Please enter a destination.
有办法让那东西闭嘴吗? Yo, is there a way to shut that thing up?
它会每15分钟重复一次 It's just gonna keep saying that every 15 minutes.
那真是烦死人了 Well, that fucking sucks.
好了 布鲁诺 我们去哪? All right, Bruno, where are we headed?
我想看看能不能在 I want to see if I can crash
威尔希尔和韦斯特莱克那的朋友一起过个夜 with a buddy at Wilshire and westlake.
好吧 我跟你说实话 Okay, well, I'm gonna be honest with you.
我不知道那是什么地方 I have no idea where that is.
伙计 难道你不应该 Dude, shouldn't you know this city
对这个城市了如指掌吗? like the back of your fucking hand?
-我可以导航 -我开玩笑的 - I can maps it. - I'm fucking with you.
在威尔郡东部麦克阿瑟公园 East on Wilshire past MacArthur park.
我来做你的导航 I'll be your sherpa.
麦克阿瑟公园 这范围有点大吧? MacArthur park. Isn't that a little sketchy?
我能说什么呢？我那朋友就是这德行 What can I say? I hang out with sketchy people.
你收听的是频道81点3 洛杉矶之声音 You're tuned in to 81.3, the voice of L.A.
-好吧 -伙计 你有什么故事？ - All right. - So, dude, what's your story?
我是说 你是做什么的? I mean, what do you do?
我是赖德司机 I drive for ryde.
注释 类似于滴滴
不 那是你的活儿罢了 没人想把这个当职业的 No, that's what you're doing. Nobody wants to do that.
-谢谢 -不要假装被冒犯了一样 - Thanks. - Don't pretend you're offended.
人们不会因为真相而生气 People don't get offended by the truth.
你要一本正经骗我 You gonna sit there and lie to me,
还是你要告诉我真相？ or are you gonna tell me who you are?
我是个演员 伙计 I'm an actor, man.
操 这可太洛杉矶了 Fuck, that's so L.A.
你当然是个演员 Of course you're an actor.
天哪 你可太差劲了 Jesus, that's awful.
不 不 不 我不是那个意思 No, no, no. No. Don't take it like that.
我相信你很厉害 I'm sure you're amazing.
我只是说这个世界 我们带着我们艺术家 I'm just saying this world, you know, we take our artists,
让他们给我们开车 and we make them drive our cars.
舞台剧还是电视上那种？ Stage or screen?
你刚刚告诉我你以表演为生 Yo, you just told me you want to perform for a living.
现在不要沉默 Don't clam up now.
我读的专业是戏剧专业 Well, I went to school for theater,
但我来这里是为了参加电视试镜 but I'm here auditioning for TV.
拍商业广告 随便什么 Commercials. Whatever.
你是一个演员 戏剧大师 You're a thespian. Master thespian.
你有什么独白可以来一段吗? You got any monologues you can reel off?
-得了吧 伙计 -我才没有跟你瞎扯淡 - Come on, man. - I'm not fucking with you.
我很喜欢戏剧 I legitimately love theater.
但是现在的戏剧院里都是些狗屎玩意儿 And there's never anything good out here.
-你知道莎士比亚吗？ -我可能听说过他 - You know Shakespeare? - I might've heard of him.
-做个独白 -不 - Do a monologue. - No.
伙计 做个独白 Dude, do a monologue.
我现在不想滔滔不绝 I am not about to reel off
讲莎士比亚式的独白 a shakespearean monologue right now.
好的 Okay.
没关系 我可以尊重这一点 That's okay. I can respect that.
-50美元 -什么？ - 50 bucks. - What?
我要额外付你50美元 I am going to pay you an extra $50
让你来做一段莎士比亚的独白 to do a monologue from Shakespeare.
一百 A hundred.
现在别跟我胡闹 Do not fuck with me right now.
我很严肃的 一百美元 Dead serious. A hundred bucks.
当是帮我一个忙 Think of it as a favor to me.
来理查德三世那一段 这是我的最爱 And do "Richard iii." It's my favorite.
我不知道理查德三世 Well, I don't know "Richard iii."
好吧 Okay.
我知道理查德二世 I know "Richard ii."
爽啊 总算有点好玩的了 Fuck yeah! Now we're fucking talking.
-让我们听听 -啊 - Let's hear that shit! - Ah!
哈 Huh.
何处荒茔不挽碑？ Let's talk of graves, of worms and epitaphs,
青简生尘泪两垂 make dust our paper and with rainy eyes write sorrow
坤德易载江东句 on the bosom of the earth.
乾意难书衣带辞 Let's choose executors, talk of wills,
败绩皇舆能无论？ and yet not so, for what can we bequeath
粉骨糜身尚有咨 save our deposed bodies to the ground?
秦皇辟土寻归汉 Our land, our lives, and all are bolingbroke's,
商纣征夷尽与姬 and nothing can we call our own but death.
列坐班荆苍在上 For god's sake, let us sit upon the ground
且听孤寡道先王 and tell sad stories of the death of kings.
半由妾妇半臣纲 For within the hollow crown
金匱莫夸登高庙 that rounds the mortal temples of a king.
阎君自古坐王堂 遽令骄倖满严廊 Keeps death his court, infusing him with self and vain conceit,
六尘绵剧绕吾身 as if this flesh which walls about our life
百炼不销误柔钢 were brass impregnable and humored thus
从来针芥入纤微 Comes at the last with a little pin
一夫能教七庙隳 Bores through his castle walls, farewell king.
囚首莫嗔凡躯病 Cover your heads and mock not flesh and blood
危心唯肃殊棋时 with solemn reverence...
服章既污抛诸度 Throw away respect and tradition, form, ceremonious duty,
误我至今是汝痴 for you have but mistook me all this while...
天子拂席亦黍稷 I live with bread like you, feel want,
清风玄度辄有思 taste grief, need friends, and subjected thus
穷途莫论君王事 晋主从亡共路歧 how can you say to me, I am a king?
你就是晋主 You are a king.
你就是国王 伙计 You're the fucking king, man.
你这水平应该到处去表演 Oh, you should be booking all over the place with that shit.
这钱花得好 It's money well spent.
哇 Wow.
我不知道该说什么 老兄 你喜欢吗？ I don't know what to say, man. You liked it?
我喜欢吗？ I liked it?
你就是个艺术家 You're an artist.
那表演是发自内心的 That shit comes from the heart.
你的评价对我来说意义重大 伙计 That means a whole lot to hear you say that, man.
这是我最印象深刻的一个 That one's kind of close to me.
我用它去学校试镜 Like, I used it to audition for school.
这听起来很傻 但当我想到我 This is gonna sound dumb, but when I think about
我真正想要的是什么 like what it is that I really want out of life,
我只是 要是有生之年没有演过理查德二世我真是死不瞑目 I just, I don't want to die having not played Richard ii.
-在百老汇？ -任何舞台都可以 - Broadway? - Any stage will do.
好吧 我也不想这么问你 Okay, I hate to be that asshole who asks,
我在什么地方见过你吗? 显得很混蛋 但是 "have I seen you in anything?" But...
我有见过你什么节目吗? But would I have seen you in anything?
嗯... Uh, well
我在《神盾局特工》上跑过龙套 I did this, uh, guest spot on "agents of s.H.Le.L.D."
-不可能 -是的 - No fucking way. - Yeah.
我打赌你演的是超级大反派 I bet you were the supervillain.
不 我演的走狗 No. I was a henchman.
还到不了超级大反派那个境界 I haven't graduated to supervillain yet.
你总会演上的 伙计 Well, we'll get you there, buddy.
好的 走到街区的一半了 All right, halfway up the block.
好了 就在这里停一下 Okay, just pull up right here.
好的 这里 All right, here.
嗯 把大灯关掉 休息一下 我两分钟就好 Uh, flashers off. Just chill. I'll be like two minutes.
你介意关掉灯 让引擎开着吗? You mind killing the lights, leaving the engine on?
好吧 一切都好吧？ Okay. Is everything all right?
很好 这里只是老式街区 Totally. It's just a sketchy neighborhood.
我很紧张 I get nervous.
你想让我在这等一下是吗? So you want me to just, like, just wait here for a second?
是啊 是啊 是啊 我只是想看看我的朋友在不在 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just need to see
我能不能和他一起过夜 if my buddy's home and if I can crash with him.
如果不行 我可能需要去别的地方 If not, I might need to roll somewhere else.
等一下你介意吗？没问题吧 You mind waiting? Is that cool?
-是的 伙计 没问题 -感谢老天爷 - Yeah, man. It's cool. - Thank god.
我找到另一个詹姆斯司机的机会有多大? What are the chances I could ever find another James?
几乎没有 Slim to none.
几乎没有 我讨厌这样 Slim to none. I hate those odds.
-谢谢 老兄 -好吧 伙计 - Thanks, dude. - All right, man.
喂？ Hello?
嘿 伙计 Hey, man.
不 我 我很好 我很好 No, I'm... I'm good. I'm all good.
是的 我知道对你来说已经很晚了 Yeah. I'm sure it's pretty late for you.
已经有一段时间了 It has been a while.
我在赖德当司机 没错 Uh, I'm... I'm driving for ryde. Yeah.
听着 我其实想问你件事 Hey, listen, I actually wanted to ask you something.
等一下 杰森 Hey, hang on for a second, Jason.
是的 我在 我的错 Yeah, I'm here. My bad.
嗯 就是 你以前开车的时候 Um, yeah, when you were... When you were driving,
有人约过你吗？ did anybody ever ask you out?
对 一个女孩 伙计 Yeah, like a girl, man.
是的 她很漂亮 我们只是 我们很投缘 Yeah, she was beautiful, and we just... we hit it off.
通常来说我不会问你这个的 Well, I guess I wouldn't be asking about it,
但是我 我想我还在想她 but I... I guess I'm still thinking about her.
该死 Shit.
哦 好了 回头再打给你 Uh, yeah, well, let me... Let me call you back actually.
不 别担心 Nah, don't worry about it.
哦 Oh.
好 Uh, yeah.
好了 回头打给你 再见 All right. Talk to you soon. Bye.
好了 我们快走吧 All right, let's get the fuck out of dodge.
我们走 All right. Let's do it.
你能在路上做吗? Can you please do that from the road?
-嗯 当然 -想快点走是吧 - Uh, sure. - Trying to make moves.
没问题 No problem.
接下来 是演奏老式音乐的本地乐队 Up next, a local band with a vintage sound.
这些人已经接管了... These guys have been taking over...
怎么了 伙计? 你朋友不在家吗? So what's up, man? Was your buddy not home or what?
是啊 他不 他不在那里 Uh, yeah, he wasn't... He wasn't there.
晚上这个时候公园很美 Park's beautiful this time of night.
不 我是说 那里到处都是无家可归的吸毒者 No, I mean, it's filled with homeless drug addicts,
但它还是很美的 but it's beautiful nonetheless.
我们要去哪里？ Where are we headed?
继续往西走 我想想 Uh, just keep heading west. I'll figure it out.
你知道你衬衫上有东西吗? Yo, you know you've got something on your shirt?
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
啊 我小时候经常流鼻血 Ah, I used to get these fucking nosebleeds as a kid,
现在天气冷了 老毛病又犯了 and the cold weather brings them back.
-给 你要纸巾吗？ -不 我没事 我没事 - Here, you want a tissue? - No, I'm good, I'm good.
-你确定？ -是的 - You sure? - Yeah.
好的 All right.
布鲁诺 我们刚刚在那里 Yo, Bruno, when we were back there,
你听到什么奇怪的声音了吗？ did you hear something weird?
伙计 这是麦克阿瑟公园 Pff, dude, it's MacArthur park.
邻居就是奇怪的噪音 Neighborhood is nothing but weird noises.
-实际上我是从这里来的 -哪? 麦克阿瑟公园吗? - I'm from out here actually. - Where? From MacArthur park?
不 不过我是土生土长的洛杉矶人 我们的人越来越少了 No. I'm a L.A. native, though. There are fewer and fewer of us.
我们是垂死的物种 像独角兽之类的 We're a dying breed. Like unicorns or some shit.
我想为之前的事道歉 Hey, uh, I want to apologize for earlier,
让你错过了你的约会 making you miss your thing.
-什么约会？ -约会 - What thing? - Thing.
在你接我之后一个小时你赶着去做的事 The thing you had to do an hour after you picked me up.
噢 真有趣 Oh! It's funny.
哦 我都忘了 Nah, I'd forgotten all about that.
说真的 谢谢你没去 不管是什么 Well sincerely, thank you for missing it, whatever it was.
没问题 No problem.
其实是什么事？ What was it?
-啊 那不重要 -扯淡 - Ah, it wasn't important. - Oh, shit.
这意味着它确实很重要 告诉我是什么事? That means it definitely was important. What was it?
只是个姑娘 Just this girl.
-我去 只是个姑娘？ -哦 别那么说 - Fuck me! Just this girl? - Oh, don't do that.
-三个字不会 -得了吧 - There are no three words... - Come on.
在当代英语中 比 只是个姑娘 In the contemporary English language more telling,
更能说明问题 更有内涵 更他妈的史诗 more loaded, more fucking epic in scope than "just this girl."
听到了吗 威廉·莎士比亚 Fucking take that, William Shakespeare!
嘿 这真的没什么大不了的 兄弟 Yo, it's... it's really not that big of a deal, bro.
告诉我细节 我告诉你这是不是件大事 Give me the details. I'll tell you if it was a big deal.
好吧 在我接你之前 All right, so before I picked you up,
我接了我今晚第一趟客人 like, I had my first fare of the night,
就是这个女孩 and it was this girl.
哦 这个女孩 Oh, this girl.
所以 我准备像往常一样 So, like, I prepare myself for the usual,
试着把尴尬的谈话 you know, try to turn the awkward conversation
变成诙谐的玩笑 into witty banter.
但这一次有点不同 But this time it's a little different.
-你有照片吗？ -什么？ - You got a picture. - What?
-在app上有 老兄 -不 那不行 兄弟 - On the app, man. - No, that's creeping, bro.
-那不道德 -你在说什么？ - That's unethical. - What are you talking about?
不道德的是让我这么感兴趣 What's unethical is to get me this interested
却不让我知道她长什么样 and not let me know what she looks like.
先前车旅 "Previous fare."
哟 Yo.
-我去 伙计？-看到了吗？ - What the fuck, dude? - See that?
我知道 对吧？看 I know, right? Look.
好了 伙计 够了 All right, man, that's enough.
总之 我真的很喜欢和这个女孩聊天 Anyway, so, like, I really liked talking to this girl.
你明白我的意思吗? 她一点也不胡掰 You know what I mean? She was just no bullshit.
她甚至开玩笑说 Like, she even made this joke
洛杉矶的每个人都酒驾 about how everyone in L.A. drives drunk.
她没说错 Uh, she's not wrong.
嗯 但是不管怎样 在旅程的最后 Well, yeah, but anyways, at the end of the ride,
她邀请我 she invites me to come meet up with her
还有她的朋友一起去喝点东西 and her friends for some drinks.
伙计 如梦境一般啊 Oh, man, that's the dream, dude.
一个火辣的乘客约出租车司机出去 Cabbie gets asked out by a hot passenger.
-天啊 没错 伙计 - Jesus Christ. Yeah, man.
是的 Yeah.
那你他妈的跟我在这干嘛? Then what the fuck are you doing here with me?
嗯 我需要赚些钱 Well, uh, I needed to make some money.
告诉我你有她的电话号码 Yo, tell me you got her number.
哦 Ohh...
我还没来得及要 她就走了 She got away, like, right before I could.
哦 胡扯 你犹豫了 Oh, bullshit. You hesitated.
我没犹豫 I did not hesitate.
我犹豫了 I hesitated.
我们走吧 Let's go.
接下来去哪 伙计？ Where to next, man?
-酒吧 伙计 -你什么意思 酒吧？ - The bar, man. - What do you mean, the bar?
那个女孩说她要去的酒吧 The bar where the girl said she was gonna be.
-在哪里？ -不 我们不需要去 - Where was it? - No! We don't need to do that.
伙计 你已经有感觉了 我们得去 Dude, you caught feelings. We got to go!
不 只是转瞬即逝的好感罢了 No, it was like this little passing moment...
詹姆斯 我不想成为你生命中阻止你 James, I am not gonna be the force in your life
今晚和这个女孩约会的障碍 that prevents you from hanging out with this girl tonight.
我是说 谁知道呢 伙计 也许 I mean, who knows, man, maybe you're meant...
今晚能吻上她的 Meant to kiss her tonight.
也许你今晚能上她呢 Maybe you're meant to fuck her tonight.
也许你能把这个女孩肚子弄大 Maybe you're meant to knock this girl up,
9个月后你就娶了她 and nine months from now you marry her
来安抚她的父母 to appease her parents,
我是你他妈的婚礼上的伴郎 and I'm the best man at your fucking wedding.
伴郎的事就别想了吧 Wow. Uh, I'm gonna pass on that last part.
好吧 我被冒犯了 All right, well, I'm offended by that.
但是如果你今晚不去 But this girl is gonna be more offended
这个女孩会比我生气 if you don't show up tonight.
她就等你了 She's counting on you.
兄弟 她根本没想到 Bro, she could not have actually thought
-我要去 -你在开玩笑吧？ - that I was gonna come. - Are you kidding?
你难道生活在一个女孩 What world do you live in
邀请你但其实背地里不想你去的 where a girl invites a guy somewhere
世界里吗? she doesn't actually want him to be?
那是不可能的 That does not happen.
现在她就在那里聊天 Right now she is in there making a conversation,
到处假装笑 faking a fucking laugh here and there.
哈 哈 哈 "Ha ha! Ha ha. Ha.¡±
但她一直在回头看那扇门 but all the while she's glancing back at the door.
在她的脑海里 她在等一个人 And in the back of her mind, she's waiting for someone...
那个人就是你 老兄 That someone is you, homey.
那个人就是你 That someone is you!
接下来是一首让人情不自禁摇摆的歌 Up next is a song to make some mistakes to.
感觉一种变化正在向我袭来 J feel a change coming over me j
这是崭新的一天 j it's a brand-new day j
我能清楚看见 j I can clearly see j
早上我醒来的时候 j and the morning when I wake up j
直到我晚上睡觉 j till I sleep at night j
哦 我们太迟了 看这条队伍 oh, we're too late. Look... look at this line.
告诉他们你和布鲁诺·安东尼一起来的 Just tell them you're with Bruno Anthony.
你在逗我 You're kidding.
伙计 相信我 这是计划 Dude, trust me. All right, here's the plan.
你跑进去 径直走向她 不要犹豫 You run in, walk straight up to her, no hesitation.
你礼貌地向她的朋友问好 然后不理他们 You say a polite hello to her friends and then ignore them.
然后 非常直接地 你问她 And then, very directly, you ask her if she wants to come
是否愿意跟你和一个朋友一起去 去马里布参加家庭聚会 with you and a buddy... me... To a house party in Malibu.
一点回扣 几杯啤酒 还有一个他妈的热水浴缸 A little kickback, a few brews, a fucking hot tub.
她不会那么做的 She'll never go for that.
告诉她 有时候 Tell her that sometimes
当我们相信自己的冲动时 when we trust our impulses,
不可思议的事情就会发生 incredible things can happen.
我完全是个陌生人 I'm a total stranger.
陌生人不过就是你还没见过的朋友 Well, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
陌生人就是你还没见过的朋友
我们要去马里布洗个热水澡? We're going to a hot tub in Malibu?
你说的没错 You are goddamn right we are.
现在进去 带回一个漂亮的姑娘 Now get in there and bring back a beautiful woman.
-这里不能停车 -把钥匙留给我 - It's a tow-away zone. - Just leave the keys with me.
你以为我疯了? What do you think, I'm crazy?
哥们儿 就算我真想做什么我也做不了啊 Dude, I couldn't do anything if I wanted to.
这款应用有我的卡号 它会向我收取一辆车的费 The app has my card number. It'd charge me for a car.
好的 我们来赌一把吧 Okay, here's a bet.
如果你能办成这件事 If you can pull this off,
我今晚就当你的司机 I'll be your chauffeur for the rest of the night.
成交 Done.
好吧 All right.
你想不想让我看看她有没有个火辣的朋友留给你? You want me to see if she has like a hot friend or something?
绝对不行 今晚是属于你的 Absolutely not. This night is about you.
我不知道你们是否看到了 I don't know if you saw,
这里有一条长队伍 but there's a little bit of a line.
呃 我要去见布鲁诺·安东尼 Uh, I'm meeting Bruno Anthony.
你为什么不早说? 去吧 Why didn't you say so? Go ahead.
告诉他我向他问好 And tell him I say hi.
嗨 哇 你终于来了 Hi! Wow! You finally came.
我没想到你会来 I did not think you were gonna show.
哦 真是个异乎寻常夜晚 Oh, it's been a super bizarre night.
-你想喝点什么？-我还在工作 - You want a drink? - I'm actually still working.
哦 那你来干嘛？ Oh. Then why'd you come?
我真的很喜欢和你聊天 I really liked talking to you.
我也很喜欢和你聊天 Uh, I really liked talking to you too.
我的意思是 我最不想做的事情就是 I mean, the last thing I want
像那些刻意迎合的赖德司机那样 is to be one of those smarmy ryde guys
为了想要个五星评分搞什么伎俩 who, like, manages to get a number.
不 不 我不觉得你在迎合 No, no, I don't think you're smarmy.
所以我的第一印象很好咯？ So I made a good first impression.
嗯 Mm.
你好 詹姆斯 请输入目的地 Hello, James. Please enter a destination.
我今晚交了个朋友 So I made a buddy tonight.
他邀请我去马里布的派对 He invited me to this party in Malibu
喝点饮料 听点音乐 with some drinks, a little music.
-还有个热水浴缸 -喔 - Apparently there's a hot tub. - Qoh.
我希望你能来 And I want you to come.
一个朋友？ A buddy?
是啊 他的女朋友离开了他 Yeah, his girl left him,
他想要振作一下自己 and he's kind of piecing things back together,
但他看起来很好人 but he seems chill.
嗯 Um...
我回来看你 I thought it might be a little weird,
我觉得看起来是有点奇怪 me coming back here to see you,
但有时当你相信你的冲动 but sometimes when you trust your impulses,
不可思议的事情就会发生 incredible things can happen.
你刚才说聚会在哪儿来着? So where did you say that party was at, again?
我们会让唱片播上好一段时间 We'll be keeping the vinyl spinning
所以不要碰那个表盘 for quite some time, so don't touch that dial.
你以为你了解我 其实你不了解 I you think you know me, but you don't know j
我在最顶端 在你去不到的高地放飞自我 j I be at the top, chilling at the place you won't go j
让自己发光 放松心情 j just shine it, lay back, recline it j
显得悠闲自得 j do it so easily as if I ain't even trying j
你能打败我吗？从来没有 j think you could beat me? Never that j
跑到终点 这是奥运会告诉我 j running to the finish like this is the Olympics j
我的奖牌在哪里 j tell me where my medals at j
在我的白色t恤上是如此清新 j so fresh in my white tee j
节拍开始 永远如此的活跃 j cue the beat, ever so feisty j
然后传给 itto yb j then pass itto yb j
疯狂 j frantic j
老兄 你的车在哪? dude! Where's your car?
布鲁诺 你他妈的搞事情 That's not fucking cool, Bruno.
警察会拖走你的车 兄弟 我得作出决定 Cops were gonna tow you, brother. I had to make a call.
扯淡 兄弟 That's fucking bullshit, man.
伙计 看那边 Dude, look over there.
-哦 妈的 -来句谢谢挺好的 - Oh, fuck me. - A thank-you would be nice.
嘿 这是你的朋友吗? Hey. Is this your friend?
是的 是的 就是他 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is him.
哦 我喜欢这首歌 Oh, shit, I love this song.
这是一个合集 This is a mix.
詹姆斯还在听合集唱片呢 James still burns mix cds.
我的电话连不上蓝牙 My phone doesn't connect.
真他妈可爱 That's fucking adorable.
那么 对于我们没有app的人来说 So, uh, for those of us without an app,
你叫什么名字？ what is your name, my dear?
哦 我真是太不礼貌了 Oh, how rude of me.
-我是杰西 -真没礼貌 - I'm Jess. - How rude indeed.
杰西 真荣幸 Jess. What a pleasure.
哇 太花哨了 太正式了 Wow, so fancy and formal.
很高兴见到你 布鲁诺·A？ Nice to meet you, Bruno a.?
布鲁诺·A 是我 Bruno a. That's me.
这么多名字可以起 All the names in the book
你爸妈非给你挑了 your parents could have went with,
布鲁诺? they went with Bruno?
什么 布鲁诺是个好名字好吗 Beg your pardon! Bruno's a sweet name.
抱歉 伙计 我也是这么想的 Yo, I'm sorry, man, but I thought the exact same thing.
暗箭伤人 真面目 詹姆斯 Oh, backstabber. True colors, James.
等等 詹姆斯 你为什么不告诉我你朋友是司机？ Wait, James, why didn't you tell me your friend was a ride?
是啊 搞什么鬼？ 詹姆斯 Yeah, what the fuck, James?
-搞什么鬼？詹姆斯 -你没问 - What the fuck, James? - You didn't ask!
伙计 我告诉过你主动点的 Dude, I told you to lead with that.
-随便吧 现在都一样了 -你什么意思？ - Whatever. It's all equal now. - What do you mean?
你也曾是我的司机 现在我们都是好朋友了 Well, you were a ride, and now we're all best friends.
是啊 陌生人只是你还没见过的朋友 Yeah, see, a stranger is just a friend that you haven't met yet.
哇 这一定能赢下我听过的 Wow, this has got to win the prize
最诡异的营销活动奖 for the most unintentionally creepy marketing campaign I have ever heard.
但你还是会用这个app But you're still gonna use the app.
-是啊 -那就好 - Yeah. - Okay, then.
嘿 布鲁诺 Hey! Aw, Bruno...
怎么了 杰西？ 说吧 What's up, Jess? Talk to me, girl.
我并不想成为那样的人 I don't mean to be that person,
但是你介意我来两口吗？ but do you mind if I have a drag of that?
-杰西 -怎么？ - Jess. - Yes?
你是个自我厌恶的烟民 You're a self-loathing smoker.
-嗯 -如果你想要抽烟 就抽吧 - Ugh. - If you want a cig, have a cig.
不要为此道歉 Just don't apologize for it.
这些是纽约的烟 Now these are New York cigs,
它们的价值相当于黄金 so they're basically worth their weight in gold.
-唷 布鲁诺 -我知道你在想什么 - Yo, Bruno... - L know what you're thinking.
我可以用同样的价格... I could probably just get the same fucking...
-布鲁诺 -什么事 詹姆斯？ - Bruno. - What is it, James?
不能在我的车上抽烟 Can't smoke in my car.
我也不敢 Yo, I would not dream of it.
我知道 你以前告诉过我 我绝对不会 I know. You told me before. I absolutely wouldn't.
但要是杰西在你车里抽烟 Jess is gonna smoke in your car,
你不会介意的 and you're gonna be cool about it.
不 不 不 我不是 No, no, no. I really didn't mean...
杰西 别担心 我们要开窗的 Jess, don't worry about it. We're gonna crack a window.
他没事的 He's gonna be tight.
看看这个 喷泉的尽头 Yo, look at this. End of fountain.
贝蒂·戴维斯 你做得很好 Bette Davis, you've done us well.
-哦 小子 -啊 等一下 - Oh, boy. - Ho! Wait a minute.
我想我理解你的意思了 I think I got you right there, my man.
又开始了 Here we go.
梅·韦斯特说过 走喷泉大道 That was Mae west that said, "take fountain.¡±
不 不 不 那是胡说 no, no, no. That's bullshit.
呃 不 我发誓 这是梅·韦斯特的名言 Uh, no, I swear. That's a Mae west quote.
你应该知道的 你是一个演员 Yo, you should know this. You're an actor.
-他之前告诉我这个故事 -他跟你说错了 - He told me this story earlier. - He told it to you wrong.
老实说 我还以为你是个怪人 Honestly, I thought you were a weirdo.
哦 真的吗？ Oh, really?
因为奇怪你才请我去酒吧 So weird that you invited me to the bar.
不然你觉得我为什么邀请你去? Why do you think I invited you to the bar?
是的 因为我们都是他妈的精致怪人 Yes, because we're all beautiful fucking weirdos.
但是 这是贝蒂·戴维斯说过的话 But the point is it's Bette Davis.
-我敢打赌 -我不需要打赌 - I'll bet you anything. - I don't need to fucking bet.
如果你这么自信 就去查一查 If you're so confident, look it up.
-我来查一下如何？ -查吧 - Should I? - Please do.
-是吗？好吧 -拿出手机 - Yes? Okay! - Pull out a phone.
-哦 我的天哪 -我们查查 - Oh, my gosh. - We're looking it up.
-真理的时刻来了 -深呼吸 - The moment of truth. - Bated breath.
说实话 詹姆斯 我不是有意惹你生气 但是 Honestly, James, I don't mean to offend you, but...
什么？ What?
布鲁诺说起来更有说服力 Bruno just sounds more convincing when he says it.
骗子总是这样 Yeah, liars always do.
在加载 等等 It's loading. Hold on.
告诉他 Tell him.
-对不起 詹姆斯 -算了吧 詹姆斯 - Sorry, James. - Oh, suck it, James.
你一定是在逗我 You got to be fucking kidding me.
据说 当著名的贝蒂·戴维斯 "The legend has it that when the famous Bette Davis
在一个脱口秀节目中接受采访时 was being interviewed on a talk show,
有人问她对那些 she was asked what advice she had for actors
想在好莱坞取得成功的演员有什么建议 trying to make it in Hollywood.
她的回答是 走喷泉大道 Her response, "take fountain,"
消息来源 喷泉大道博客 according to takefountainblog.Wordpress.Com.
什么 等等 等等 不 不 不 不 What?! Wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, no.
你的来源是某个家伙的博客？ Your source is some dude's wordpress?
我要求重新搜索 I-l demand a recount.
你真幸运 我们没赌 朋友 You're just lucky we didn't bet, dawg.
耶 Oh, fuck yes!
这是我的专属音乐 J this is my motherfucking song
天哪 你的声音很不错 holy shit! You got a good voice.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you so much.
我认为音乐 你知道的 I think music, you know,
是我们所有人 is the way that all of us human beings
表达自己的方式 were meant to express ourselves.
没错 Yes!
我是说 要是没有声音 你有什么 I mean, without a voice, what have you got?
不 我是认真的 我是个歌手 No, seriously. I mean, i-I'm a singer.
我的意思是 我不是一个专业歌手 我唱歌 但是 I mean, I'm not, like, a singer. You know, I sing, but...
杰西 我一见到你就知道了 Jess, I knew that about you the moment I met you.
-真的吗？ -我向上帝发誓 - Really? - L swear to god.
没门 No way. Aw!
好吧 布鲁诺 你能不能开慢点? Okay, hey, Bruno, could you slow down a little bit?
好吧 看这个 Sure. Watch this!
哇 搞什么鬼 Whoa! What the hell, man?
建筑区 搞什么？ Construction zone? What the fuck?
你们应该跳舞 You guys should dance.
什么？ What?
-詹姆斯 -这里？ - James. - Here?
现在请她在这里跳舞 Ask her to dance right here, right now.
哦 拜托 别这样 Oh, come on, it's not like
以后你可不会在回忆第一次约会的时候 you're gonna look back at this night and regret
后悔在星光大道上跳舞的 dancing in the middle of Avenue of the stars on your first date.
哦 这是我们第一次约会吗 詹姆斯? Oh! Is this our first date, James?
那样的话 你最好请我跳舞 In that case, you'd better ask me to dance.
我想我得把头发放下来了 I think I'm gonna have to take down my hair for this.
她把她的头发放下来了都 詹姆斯 She's taking down her hair, James.
可以请你跳支舞吗？ may I have this dance?
可以 Yes. You may.
来吧 Come on.
我真不敢相信我们会这么做 I can't believe we're doing this.
哇 你跳舞跳得真好 Wow, you're a pretty good dancer.
我的舞伴很好 I got a good dance partner.
哦 小心 Oh! Watch out.
啊 Unh!
噢 这不是你的第一次吧 Oh! Oh, this isn't your first time.
好了 准备好了吗？ All right, here. You ready?
杰西 把你的电话给我 Jess, give me your phone.
这太好了 我得拍下来 This is too good. I got to get it.
在后座上 It's in the backseat.
等等 杰西 Yep. Wait, Jess.
-跑着跳到我的怀里 -什么？ - Run and jump into my arms. - What?
-跑着跳到我的怀里 -不 - Run and jump into my arms! - No!
在我们被抓之前赶快 Hurry up before we get arrested!
-来吧 -不 - Come on. - Nooo!
来 Go!
哦 天哪 Oh, my god.
没那么糟糕 对吧? That wasn't so bad, right?
如果这是电影的话 Hey, if this were a movie,
洒水器马上就会启动 the sprinklers would come on right now,
然后你们就得在洛杉矶的假雨中接吻 and y'all would kiss in that fake L.A. rain.
瞎胡扯 伙计 Get out of here, man.
想喝点什么吗？ You want to get a drink?
哦 我喜欢你脑子里想的 Oh, I love where your head's at.
我知道个地方 I know the spot.
-就在附近 -我们去喝杯酒吧 - Right nearby. - Let's get some alcohol!
离开这里 Get out of here.
-准备好喝一杯了 -哦 伙计 - So ready for a drink. - Oh, man.
等等 这就是那个地方? Wait, so this is the spot?
是的 就是这 杰西 Yes, this is the spot, Jess.
听着 我请客 不过我缺现金 Look, uh, bottle's on me, but I could also use some cash.
詹姆斯 你介意帮我去付钱吗？ James, do you mind going in for me?
你自己去吧 兄弟 I'd prefer if you did it, bro.
怎么？你不放心我和你的女人在一起? Why? You don't trust me with your lady?
哦 "你的女人"？ Oh, "your lady"?
跳一支舞 我就已经是你的女人了? One dance, and I'm already your lady?
-我正在努力让你是 -给他们看这个 - I'm working on it. - Look, just show them this.
你想要什么他们都会给你 They'll give you anything you want.
去随便弄点混合酒精 再搞500美元 Get some old fucking blended shit and $500.
快去 Please.
搞什么鬼 伙计 What the fuck, man?
把那该死的东西收起来 Put that shit away!
好吧 你知道吗？ Okay, you know what?
如果你不这样做的话 If you don't, your new friend in the back's night
你的新朋友就得吃点苦了 is gonna take a slight turn for the worse.
别把那该死的枪指向她 Don't point that fucking thing at her.
有没有见过一个点44的马格南 Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum
能对女人的脸做什么? could do to a woman's face?
会毁了它的 把它炸开 It'd fucking destroy it. Just blow it right apart.
这就是我能对她的脸做的 That's what I could do to her face.
你见过它能让女人的阴部变成什么样吗? Now did you ever see what it could do to a woman's pussy?
你应该看一看的 Now, that you should see.
你应该看看 点44马格南 That you should see, what... what a .44 Magnum
对女人的阴部的影响 你应该看看的 is gonna do to a woman's pussy, you should see.
我吓唬你们的 I'm fucking with you.
这是《出租车司机》里的桥段 It's from "taxi driver."
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 你应该看看你的脸 Oh, you should've seen your faces.
杰西 门都锁上了 Jess, the child locks are on.
该死的 Goddamn it.
布鲁诺 告诉我不是真的 Bruno, tell me that that's not real.
伙计 看一看 Dude, take a look.
如果你不想一会儿回到满是女孩尸体的车里 Now, if you don't want to come back to a car full of dead girl,
我建议你赶快行动 I suggest you get a move on.
哇哇 Whoa-hoa-hoa.
我不知道你是谁 也不知道你在做什么 I don't know who you are or what the fuck you think you're doing,
但你该从我的车给我滚出去了 but it's time for you to get the fuck out of my car!
-啊 -詹姆斯 - Aah! - James!
啊 该死 Ah! Shit!
-张开嘴 -哦 妈的 - Open your mouth. - Oh, fuck!
詹姆斯 如果你不开口 James, if you don't open your mouth,
我就开枪打死你 I'm gonna shoot you,
然后我就开枪打死她 枪还在你手里 and then I'm going to shoot her with the gun still in your hand.
下次你拿枪指着别人的时候 And the next time you point a gun at someone,
最好他妈的确定你能扣动扳机 you better be very fucking sure you can pull the trigger,
因为如果你犹豫 别人会死的 because if you hesitate, somebody's gonna fucking die,
而死的人绝不是我 and it's not gonna be fucking me!
放开他 Let him go.
他会做的 He'll do it.
好的 Okay.
我喜欢老式混合威士忌 还有50美元的钞票 I like old blended whiskeys, and I like $50 bills.
你他妈的别动 Don't you fucking move!
等一下 等一下 兄弟 你误会了 Hold on. Wait a minute, dude. You got this all wrong.
没事 杰西 我拿着你的手机 It's okay, Jess. I got your phone.
你能不能把车开走 然后走人？ Can you just take the car and... and go?
我什么都不会说 詹姆斯也不会说 I'm not gonna say anything. James isn't gonna say either.
杰西 安静点 你错过好戏了 Jess, be quiet. You're missing the movie.
等等 等等 请你听我说 拜托 Wait, wait, wait. I need you to listen, please!
-把枪放下 -我要你报警 - Put the fucking gun down! - I need you to call the police!
我要杀了你 I'll fucking kill you, man!
妈的 Fuck.
怎么... Uh, how...
没事的 杰西 继续说 It's okay, Jess. Use your words.
我怎么知道 H-how do I know that this isn't
这不是你们玩的什么鬼把戏? some fucked-up game that you guys play?
我怎么知道詹姆斯是不是和你一伙儿的 You know, h-how do I know that James is not in on this?
妈的 妈的说点什么 Fucking... Just fucking say something.
你能说点什么吗？ Can you just say something?
我需要你和我说话 I-l need you to talk to me.
你得告诉我那里面发生了什么 You've got to tell me w-what happened in there.
哇 难道我是唯一一个觉得 Wow, am I the only one who feels like things
这里有点尴尬的人吗? just got a little awkward in here?
我觉得喝一杯应该可以打破尴尬的气氛 I think a drink would break the ice.
詹姆斯 能麻烦你吗? James, would you do the honors?
哇 哇 哇 女士优先 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Ladies first.
我不喝 I'm good.
杰西 詹姆斯竭尽全力 Jess, James went to extraordinary lengths
为你弄到的这瓶酒诶 to procure this bottle for you.
喝吧 Ugh. Come on.
恩 恩 Mm! Mm! Mm!
-好了 够了 够了 -嗯 嗯 - All right, enough, enough. - Mm! Mm.
妈的 Oh, fuck.
没有什么比得上一口酒和一支烟 There is nothing like a drink and a smoke.
我记得我第一次一起抽烟喝酒 I remember the first time I had them both together.
我才14岁 I was 14.
这是一种表现反抗和自我满足的行为 It was an act of defiance and self-gratification
完全就是为我而生 that just perfectly hit the person I was
为我在这个世界的地位而备 and my place in the world.
从那以后一切就再也不一样了 And it's never been the fucking same since.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
没有什么比第一次更爽了 That nothing's ever as fucking good as the first time.
詹姆斯 你试过没？ James, have you tried this?
没有 Never.
享受享受吧 Enjoy it.
你永远都没法再有一样的... You never will quite the sa...
体会 Again.
该死 Damn.
你那狗屁哲学也没法毁了这酒的美好 Not even your shitty philosophizing can ruin that.
这就对了 There you go.
一杯酒 你的幽默感又回来了 One drink, and your sense of humor is back.
你不用再装朋友了 布鲁诺 You can give up the buddy shit, Bruno.
我就是你的朋友 伙计 I am your buddy, man.
事实上 现在 In fact, right now,
我是你在世界上最好的朋友 I'm your best friend in the whole world.
詹姆斯 我真的很冷 James, I'm really cold.
你介意我借你的衣服吗？ Do you mind if I borrow your jacket?
永远那么绅士 Ever the gentleman.
我开了锁 I undid the child locks.
哦 杰西 如果你很冷 那我们该走了 Oh, Jess, if you're cold, we should get going.
轮到你开车了 It's your turn to drive.
我不开车 I'm not driving.
为什么不呢？ Why not?
我还以为洛杉矶的每个人都酒驾 I thought everyone in L.A. drives drunk.
很高兴知道詹姆斯有个大嘴巴 Good to know James has a big mouth.
呃 詹姆斯 Ugh. James.
来吧 詹姆斯 Come on, James.
你可不想错过自己约会的最后时刻 You don't want to miss the end of your own date.
再给我喝点 Give me another swig.
-哇 -你疯了吗？ - Whoa. - Are you insane?
我还以为我已经算是很不尊重生命了 And I thought I had low regard for human life.
嗯 Mm!
你今晚被甩了 对吗？ You got dumped tonight, right?
詹姆斯 你的嘴巴真大 James, you do have a big fucking mouth.
这就是你这样做的原因吗？因为她伤害了你？ Is that why you're doing this? Because she hurt you?
她伤害了你的感情 She hurt your feelings,
现在你觉得靠詹姆斯和我 and... and now you think you're gonna relive
你能重温你的旧感情？ your... your old relationship with James and me
你是真的要... is... is really gonna...
亲爱的 你那些心理学屁话 Darling, your pop-psychology bullshit
可救不了你 is not gonna get you out of this one.
请输入目的地 Please enter a destination.
听着 今晚给了你一个机会 Look, you've been afforded an opportunity tonight.
我们习惯了做预料之中的事 We're conditioned to do what's expected,
像是按照手机上的导航 down to following the GPS instructions
指令行事 that come out of our fucking phones.
但是今晚 你可以做其他的事情 But tonight, you get to do otherwise.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
抱歉什么？ For what?
为解开锁道歉 For undoing the child locks.
啊 妈的 Aah! Fuck!
詹姆斯 快走 James, come on!
快跑 快跑 杰西 Run! Run, Jess!
詹姆斯 James!
等等 等等 我需要你等等我们 Hold on. Hold on. I-l... I need you to hold the...
你特意为了她回来找她 You came back for her.
让我们看看她是否对你同样有情有义 Let's see if she shows you the same courtesy.
我很想你 杰西 I missed you, Jess.
你不该回来的 You shouldn't have come back.
我们最好把美国队长带去药店 We better get Captain America here to a drugstore
免得他吐得到处都是 before he vomits all over his pleather interior and me.
我很抱歉 詹姆斯 I'm so sorry, James.
我把你的肩膀弄脱臼了 I dislocated your shoulder back there,
在我把它接上之前 会很疼的 so it's gonna hurt like shit until I pop it back in.
但弄回去会更疼 At which point it's gonna hurt even worse.
你接受吗 伙计？ Is that okay, buddy?
别理他 Leave him alone.
好吧 那你把它接回去 Fine, you pop it back in.
杰西 Jess.
为 为 W-wh...
没关系 詹姆斯 继续说 It's okay, James. Use your words.
你为什么要回来？ Why would you come back?
这不是很明显吗？ Isn't it obvious?
因为她是个好人 老兄 Cause she's a good person, dawg.
她会怎么做 把你留在这里? What's she gonna do, leave you here with me?
那很寒心 That's cold.
好吧 我们需要一些东西 All right, we're gonna need a few things...
止痛药 吊环 Painkillers, a sling,
还有一些木制的东西给詹姆斯咬在嘴里 and something wooden for James to bite down onto.
这么做 Here's how we're gonna do this.
嗨 布鲁诺 嘿 是我 布鲁诺 Hi, Bruno. Hey, it's me... Bruno.
布鲁诺 我可以和杰西说话吗？ Bruno, may I speak to Jess, please?
找你 It's for you.
杰西 能帮我个忙吗？ Jess, would you do me a favor?
请把话筒开着 好吗? Would you keep this on speaker?
给我唱首歌 让我知道你在 And hum something for me so I know you're there.
能把我的钱包递给我吗? Can you hand me my purse?
它夹在两个座位之间了 I think it's wedged between the seats.
看来你要去商店偷东西了 Looks like you've got some shoplifting to do.
好耶 Hop to.
詹姆斯的健康状况没有好转哦 James back here isn't getting any healthier.
对了 杰西 Oh, and Jess?
如果你带人来帮忙 我就杀了他 If you bring back any help, I'll kill him.
女士 我能帮您找些什么吗? Can I help you find anything tonight, ma'am?
对不起 你在说什么？ Sorry, what are you saying?
不用 谢谢 I'm okay, thank you.
好的 Okay.
有人在慢慢悠悠哦 Someone is taking her sweet time.
至少她能礼貌地 At least she could've done us the courtesy
把门关上 of closing the door.
天那么冷 It's chilly.
今天晚上早些时候 The body of a man
在好莱坞发现的一具男子尸体 found in Hollywood earlier this evening
被确认为31岁的布鲁诺·安东尼 has been identified as 31-year-old Bruno Anthony.
安东尼是洛杉矶夜生活社区的 Anthony was a respected club promoter
一位受人尊敬的俱乐部发起人 in the Los Angeles nightlife community.
朋友们仍然对这起凶杀案感到震惊 Friends are still in shock at the vicious murder,
洛杉矶警察局已经确定死亡 which the LAPD have determined
是钝器杀人的结果 was the result of blunt force trauma.
安东尼的尸体被发现在好莱坞 Anthony's body was found inside the Hollywood apartment
他和他的未婚妻格温妮丝·卡西迪的共同公寓中 that he shared with his fianc¨¦e, Gwyneth Cassidy.
在他去世前 安东尼宣布了他最近与他称之为 Before his death, Anthony announced his recent engagement
"一生挚爱"的女人订婚的消息 to the woman he called "the love of his life."
死者朋友说他们二人总是很欢快 The couple posted this picture to social media,
正如早先这对夫妇在社交媒体发出的 a snapshot of how he lived his life,
这张照片一般 friends said, always smiling.
你刚才的行为很勇敢 Hey, it was brave, what you did back there.
很蠢 但很勇敢 Misguided, but brave.
为什么 伙计？ Why, man?
别告诉我你真要问 Tell me that's not your question.
你为什么要这么做？ Why are you really doing this?
有些人只想看着世界燃烧 "Some men just want to watch the world burn.¡±
这句话出自《黑暗骑士》 that's from "the dark knight."
我他妈懂这个 Yeah, I got the fucking referencing.
我想帮助你 伙计 I want to help you, man.
我不知道 我不知道这么多无意义行为都是为了什么 I don't know. Why does anybody do anything?
她怎么花了这么长时间？ What the fuck is taking her so long?
你真的知道该怎么做吗? Do you really know what to do about this?
你得喝点酒 我再给你接上 You'll drink something, I'll pop it back in.
那会很疼的 It'll be chill.
有点 Ish.
别再找我茬了 Just don't pick a fight with me again.
不然你只会很惨 That's a losing proposition.
嘿 别碰他 Hey, don't touch him.
把电话给我 到前面去 Give me the phone. Get in the front.
闪开 Scooch.
用那个把那些洗掉 Wash those down with that.
免费的酒味道会更好 对吧？ Tastes even better when it's free, right?
我认为我们都为自己赢得了一杯奶昔 I think we all earned a nice milkshake for ourselves.
但是什么都不会... But nothing's gonna be...
西边有一家杰克快餐店 There's a Jack in the box at the end of sunset.
你准备好了吗 兄弟？ You ready, brother?
我想杀了你 I want to kill you.
你在开玩笑吧？ Who are you kidding?
你是个好人 You're a good person, dog.
我杀了卖酒的店员 I shot the clerk in the liquor store.
什么？ What?
你不应该回来找我 You shouldn't have come back for me.
詹姆斯 这太勇敢了 James, that's very gallant,
但现在 张开嘴 but for the time being, open your mouth.
张开 你晚些时候会感谢我的 Open. You'll thank me later.
妈的 啊 Fuck! Oh!
3 2 1 Three, two, one.
杰西 记得你告诉我们你会唱歌吗? Jess, remember when you told us you could sing?
给我们唱首歌 Give us a song.
詹姆斯看起来很痛苦 James back here is looking pretty grim.
-他需要一些鼓励 -不 - He could use some cheering up. - No.
你会爵士乐吗? Do you know any jazz?
我感到忧郁 J I got the blues j
我觉得孤独 j I feel so lonely j
如果我能让你明白 j I'd give the world if I could only j
我愿意付出整个世界 j make you understand j
那肯定会很棒 j it surely would be grand j
宝贝 请你回家好吗? j baby, won't you please come home? J
我的努力白费了 j I have tried in vain j
永不再呼唤你的名字 j nevermore to call your name j
当你离开的时候 我的心都碎了 j when you left, you broke my heart j
我从没想过我们会分开 j I never thought we'd be apart j
每时每刻 j every hour in the day j
你会听到我说 j you will hear me say j
宝贝 请你回家好吗? j baby, won't you please come home? J
太棒了 Brava.
太棒了 Bravissima.
詹姆斯 你不鼓掌吗？ James, aren't you gonna applaud?
布鲁诺 你能不能停下来? Bruno, will you please just stop?
詹姆斯 你对掌声的重要性再了解不过了 James, you of all people know how important applause is.
来吧 伙计 鼓掌 Come on, man. Go on.
鼓掌 Ovate.
没错 没错 Yes! Yes.
欢迎来到杰克快餐 我是肖恩 Welcome to Jack in the box. My name is Shawn.
我想请你尝尝我们今晚的 Can I interest you in our late-night
午夜芝士汉堡麦奇套餐 好吗? stacked grilled cheeseburger munchie meal tonight?
嗯 我说不好 肖恩 Well, I don't know, Shawn.
午夜芝士汉堡麦奇套餐有什么呢？ Why don't you walk me through the late-night grilled stacked cheeseburger munchie meal.
我们的招牌杰克酸面加上 It's our signature sourdough Jack
烤奶酪 配上两份玉米饼 with a grilled cheese on top, served with two tacos,
半西半卷和普通薯条 halfsies curly and regular fries,
还有一杯20盎司的饮料 税前6.10美元 and a 20-ounce drink for $6.10 before tax.
税前6.10美元吗? 我来一个肖恩 $6.10 before tax? Sign me up, Shawn.
你想喝什么饮料？ What kind of drink would you like with that?
我要胡椒博士 Let's do a dr pepper.
就这些了吗？ Will that be all tonight?
当然他妈的不 抱歉 肖恩 原谅我的粗口 Fuck no! Sorry, Shawn. Pardon my language.
你不信教吧？ You're not religious or anything, are you?
我要给我的朋友 Anyway, I'm gonna get some chicken nuggets
杰西买点鸡块 for my friend Jess in here.
你想要配饭还是只吃鸡块? Would you like the meal or just the nuggets?
算了 我们也给她来点墨西哥樽吧 You know, fuck it, let's get her some jalapeno poppers too.
还要什么别的吗？ Will that be all tonight?
你刚才就问了 我说了不 You just asked that, and no.
我也想给我的朋友詹姆斯买点东西 I'd like to get my friend James something as well.
詹姆斯 你想要什么？ James, what would you like?
他要一杯香草奶昔 He is gonna have a vanilla milkshake,
谢谢你 肖恩 please and thank you, Shawn.
杰西 这些鸡块怎么样？ How are those nuggets, Jess?
这是我高中时的最爱 It was always my favorite in high school...
站起来 到这来 Get high, come up here.
鸡块 Chicken nuggets.
还有胡椒博士和炸薯片 And a dr pepper and curly fries.
就点这些 That was the order.
太完美了 That was perfection.
还在生你朋友詹姆斯的气吗? Still mad at your friend James?
他不是个杀人犯 He's no killer.
你他妈的在说什么? What the fuck are you even talking about?
我们看到了 那枪是从柜台后面射过来的 伙计 We watched. That shot came from behind the counter, man.
可能是一些偏执的 好战的 步枪协会的小子 Probably some paranoid, trigger-happy nra dickface
瞄的不太准 with lousy aim.
是詹姆斯幸运了 Lucky James.
你为什么要撒谎呢？ Why would you lie about that?
可能是为了让我觉得他有能力杀我 Probably to make me think he's capable of killing me.
我不知道 I don't know.
骗不过我 詹姆斯 Can't shit a shitter, James.
这些该死的薯条真好吃 These fucking fries are amazing.
詹姆斯 奶昔如何？ James, how's that shake, dude?
我开玩笑的 我不在乎 I'm just kidding. I don't care.
我们走吧 好吗？ Let's roll, shall we?
詹姆斯 请输入目的地 James, please enter a destination.
去哪儿 布鲁诺？ Where to, Bruno?
往西边 纪念碑那儿 Top of monument, right off sunset.
一直走到尽头 All the way to the dead end.
那有什么？ What's there?
一个热水浴缸呗 A hot tub, obviously.
请按照高亮显示的路线 Please follow the highlighted route.
说实话 你们这些家伙让我觉得有点内疚 Honestly, you guys, I'm feeling a little guilty
因为你们之前 because you both shared
和我分享了一些非常深刻的东西 some really profound shit with me earlier.
所以我想和你们分享一些 So I want to share something with the both of you,
对我来说很重要的东西 something that's always meant a lot to me.
但我一个人做不到 But l can't do it alone.
会有一些你们必须要做的合唱 There's gonna be some chorus shit that you have to do.
你们会明白的 You'll figure it out.
一般我不这么做 但是 Now, usually I don't do this, but, uh,
来吧 让他们感受一番 go ahead and break 'em off
你的唱片合集 with a little preview of the remix.
我不想无礼 J now, I'm not trying to be rude j
我感觉你做事的方式 j but, hey, pretty girl I'm feeling you j
你做的事情 j the way you do the things you do j
让我想起我的雷克萨斯跑车 j reminds me of my Lexus coupe j
这就是为什么 j that's why I'm all up in your grill j
我想让你去酒店 j trying to get you to a hotel j
你一定是足球教练 j you must be a football coach j
因为你让我玩得很开心 j the way you got me playing the field j
宝贝 让我感受到你 - ; So, baby, give me that j - j toot toot j
我也会让你感受到我 - j let me give you that j - ; Beep beep j
她的手从我的手中滑过 j running her hands through my fro j
跳上二十英尺 j bouncing on twenty fo's j
来吧 伙计们 唱吧 come on, fuckers, sing it.
这是《燃》的混音版 J it's the remix to "ignition" j
新出炉的一支热门歌曲 j hot and fresh out the kitchen j
转动你的身体 j mama rolling that body j
让这里的每个人都渴望 j got every man in here wishing j
喝着可乐和朗姆酒 j sipping on coke and rum j
我喝醉了 j I'm like, so what I'm drunk. J
这真是个该死的周末 j it's the freaking weekend j
宝贝 我要找点乐子了 j baby, I'm about to have me some fun j
跳动 跳动 跳动 j bounce, bounce, bounce j
跳动 跳动 跳动 跳动 j bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce j
跳动 跳动 跳动 j bounce, bounce, bounce j
来吧 j comeon/j
她写道"谋杀" j it's like "murder, she wrote" j
把你的衣服翻找出来 j once I get you out them clothes j
隐私二字挂在门上 j "privacy" is on the door j
但他们还是能听到你的尖叫声 j but still they can hear you screaming more j
姑娘 我和你有同样的感觉 j girl, I'm feeling what you're feeling j
不再有希望 j no more hoping and wishing j
我要把钥匙插起 点燃一切 j I'm bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition j
让我感受到你 - ; So give me that j - j toot toot j
我也会让你感受到我 - j let me give you that j - ; Beep beep j
她的手从我的手中滑过 j running her hands through my fro j
没日没夜的翻云覆雨 j bouncing on 24s j
当他们在广播上说 j while they say on the radio j
这是《燃》的混音版 j it's the remix to "ignition" j
新出炉的一支热门歌曲 j hot and fresh out the kitchen j
转动你的身体 j mama rolling that body j
让每个人都渴望 j got every man in here wishing j
抿着可乐和朗姆酒 j sipping on coke and rum j
我喝醉了 j I'm like, so what I'm drunk j
这真是个该死的周末 j it's the freaking weekend j
宝贝 我要找点乐子了 j baby, I'm about to have me some fun j
即将抵达目的地
我们到处都有吃的 好像聚会有人招待似的 j we got food everywhere, as if the party was catered j
我左边有几个家伙 j we got fellas to my left [J
爱人在我右边 j honeys on my right j
让这些人齐聚一堂 我们整晚都尽情放纵吧 j you bring ¡®em both together, we got chilling all night ?
演出之后 还有派对 j then after the show, it's the after-party j
派对结束后 就到酒店大堂了 j and after the party, it's the hotel lobby
大约4点左右 你得离开大厅 j around about 4:00 you got to clear the lobby j
你可以把它带到你的房间 j you can take it to your room and... j
啊 aah!
您已经抵达目的地 You have reached your destination.
我们希望您旅途平安愉快 We hope you had a safe and pleasant ride.
-你还好吗？ -是的 -Are you OK？-Yeah.
你一定在逗我 You got to be fucking kidding me.
快跑 快跑 Go, go.
房子 我们得去找所房子 The house. We got to go for the house.
-詹姆斯 快点 -等一下 嘿 - James, hurry. - Hold on. Hey.
-等一下 -妈的 他要出来了 - Hold on. - Fuck, he's getting out.
嘿 Hey.
开门 Open the damn door!
嘿 快点 开门 Hey, come on, open the fucking door.
-来吧 詹姆斯 詹姆斯 -救救我们 - Come on. James. James. - Somebody help us.
来吧 我们走 我们走 Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
詹姆斯 James.
哦 妈的 Oh, fuck.
詹姆斯 James!
游泳池 我们要进入游泳池 The pool. We need to get in the pool.
这是个坏主意 Oh, it's a bad idea.
-我们没有时间了 -不管了 - We don't have time. - Fuck this thing.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
让我们来... Let there be...
我告诉过你我们要去洗个热水澡的 I told you we were going to a hot tub.
滚出来 Get out.
詹姆斯 James...
你现在可以结束这段旅程了 You can end the ride now.
这是我们的目的地 This is our destination.
我一定会给你五星好评的 I'll be sure to give you five stars in my review.
你想从我们这里得到什么? What do you want from us?
给点面子 To do just what you said,
照说的做 for god's sake.
让我们坐在地上 Let us sit upon the ground
讲一讲国王们死去的悲惨故事 and tell sad stories of the death of kings.
脱衣服 Strip.
布鲁诺 别这样 Bruno, come on, man.
你想洗个热水澡 不是吗？ You wanted to get in the hot tub, right?
这就是为什么我们来这儿 不是吗？ I mean, that's why we're here, isn't it?
我想回家 I want to go home.
不要让我放你走 Don't tell me to let you go
或者说是我逼迫你留在这儿 or that I'm making you stay here
又或者是你想说的任何鬼话 or whatever other fake-ass bullshit you tell yourself
这些都是为你根本不满意的生活辩解的狗屁借口 to justify your fundamentally unsatisfying existence.
因为坦白地说 Because frankly...
我才不买账 I won't buy it.
现在 脱下你的衣服 进到那个该死的热水池里 Now, take off your clothes and get in the fucking hot tub.
脱 Off.
我们得拿到枪 We have to get the gun.
我靠 兄弟 你健身了吗？ Damn, bro. You work out?
你也脱 杰西 You too, Jess.
太美了 Bellissima.
詹姆斯 你有没有希望过自己是意大利人? James, you ever kind of wish you were Italian?
他们对女人的身体简直是畅所欲言 Those guys get to say whatever they want about a woman's body,
没有任何人有意见 and nobody bats an eye.
现在 进到热水池 Now, get in the fucking hot tub.
-我要喝一大口 -你会需要的 - I'm gonna take a swig of this. - You're gonna need it.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
特殊[绝望]时期 Oh, "something, something¡± desperate times.
特殊手段 "Something, something¡± desperate measures.
-我并不绝望 -杰西卡 - I'm not desperate. - Jessica.
今晚你约了个司机出去 Tonight you asked your cab driver on a date.
随你怎么贬低我 布鲁诺 Belittle me all you want, Bruno.
我不是在贬低你 I'm not belittling you.
这就是你的工作 你开车送人 That's what you are. You drive people around.
你给他们提供可爱的小瓶装水 You offer them adorable little bottles of water.
你在你的力量范围内做一切事情 You do everything in your power
阻止你脑海中那个唠叨的声音说 to block the nagging voice in your head that says,
我不会摆脱这个职业 "i will never be anything other than this."
除非你承认这一点 否则你永远不会真正摆脱 And until you acknowledge that, you never will.
这就是这一切的缘由吗？ So is that what this is about?
你以为你在帮我们吗？ You think you're somehow helping us?
你是一个了不起的演员 詹姆斯 You're an amazing actor, James,
但没人会知道 but no one's ever gonna know that.
因为当需要行动的时候 你犹豫了 Because when the time comes to act, you hesitate.
你告诉我你只想在死前扮演一次理查二世 You told me you just wanted to play Richard il before you die.
现在你要杀了我？ And now you're gonna kill me?
别那么老一套 Don't be so banal.
今晚不关乎死亡 关乎生存 Tonight isn't about dying. It's about living.
如果我们到日出时分仍能活着 If we make it to sunrise,
将来你每次回忆起这一夜 you will forever look back on this night
你就会记得活着的感觉 and remember what it felt like to be alive.
现在 你可以选择 Now, you get to choose.
谁先来？ Who goes first?
你还是她？ You or her?
我 布鲁诺 Me, Bruno.
-用你他妈的枪指着我 -太好了 - Fucking point your gun at me. - Great.
这是格温的房子吗？ Is this gwyn's house?
你刚才说什么？ What the fuck did you just say?
布鲁诺·A 代表布鲁诺·安东尼 Bruno a. Stands for Bruno Anthony,
警察在好莱坞找到了一个俱乐部的推广家的尸体 a dead club promoter they found in Hollywood.
在我看来 这家伙没死 This guy doesn't look dead to me.
我真不希望自己看起来像个什么狗屁俱乐部的推广人 I hope I don't look like a fucking club promoter either.
据说他的未婚妻格温妮丝还活着 They said he's survived by his fianc¨¦e, Gwyneth.
你告诉我们你最近刚分手 You told us that you suffered from a recent breakup.
我相信你 那不是谎言 I believe that. That's not a lie.
不 你说谎的唯一原因 No, the only thing you lied about
是它到底发生了多久 is how long ago it actually happened.
继续 布鲁诺 继续说吧 Go on, Bruno, use your words.
离开水池 Get out of the tub!
我就知道 I knew it.
嘿 你别动 Hey, hey, don't you fucking move, man!
-我就知道我能让你做 -不要听他的 - L knew I could get you to do... - Don't listen to him.
任何事 Anything.
我知道我可以让你去接一个女孩 I knew I could get you to pick up a girl,
持枪抢劫 杀人 to commit armed robbery, to kill somebody.
我们离开这里 Let's just get out of here!
我想那个你要杀的人就是我 I guess that somebody's me.
你妈的 Fuck you!
你说你只是演的一个走狗 You said you were just a henchman.
现在你成了一个不折不扣的反派 Now you get to be a full-on villain.
别管他了 詹姆斯 我们走 Fuck this guy, James. Let's just go.
动手啊 Do it.
动手啊 Do it!
再见 布鲁诺 Goodbye, Bruno.
詹姆斯 James.
得了吧 Come on!
我以为你是我的朋友 I thought you were my buddy.
别走 老兄 Stay with me, brother.
詹姆斯 James!
你好 詹姆斯 你有一个新的乘车请求 Hello, James. You have one new ride request.
乘车接受 我们出发吧 Ride accepted. Let's ride.
喂 是玛丽亚吗？ Hello, is this Maria?
我是詹姆斯 你的司机 This is James. I'm your ride.